The Pleasures of a Simple Man..

Lyrics:

I ain't nothin' but a simple man,
They call me a redneck I reckon that I am.
But there's things going on
That make me mad down to the core.

I have to work like a dog to make ends meet,
There's crooked politicians and crime in the street,
And I'm madder'n hell and I ain't gonna take it no more.

We tell our kids to just say no,
Then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go,
Slaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.

Now if I had my way with people sellin' dope
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'em up high and let 'em swing 'til the sun goes down.

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today is
People done gone and put their Bibles away.
They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land.
The good book says it so I know it's the truth,
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth.
You better watch where you go and remember where you been,
That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man.

Now I'm the kinda man that'd not harm a mouse,
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I've got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side.

So don't go pushing me against my will,
I don't want to have to fight you but I dern sure will.
So if you don't want trouble then you'd better just pass me on by.

As far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For the raping and the killing and the child abuse.
And I've got a way to put an end to all that mess..

Just take them rascals out in the swamp,
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump,
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

You know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone and put their Bibles away,
They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land.
The Good Book says it so I know it's the truth,
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth.
You better watch where you go and remember where you been,
That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man..


Watch were you're goin' remember where you've been..

That's the way I see it, I'm a Simple Man.



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